I think I can understand, Jen. You're 30. Recently single (but may have already hooked up). Maybe you had a large party planned, but the Academy Awards dares to overshadow any chance of major paparazzi coverage. You probably woke up early this morning thinking hey, I played a real actress with an iconic role! I need to remind the world.
I give you big ups for having the balls to do something like this. I wish this was done because someone had dared you to do it, and you and your friends would be laughing your asses off at the audacity. That would be funny. Otherwise, it's just embarrassing.