This is Madonna. The boy in the picture with her is Jesus. Jesus Luz. (I don't know much Spanish, but does that translate to "Jesus Lives"?) Jesus is 22. Madonna is 50. They're an item. Apparently Jesus has a Grandma the same age as his girlfriend. That must be quite something to sit and listen to Grandma and Girlfriend compare hormone therapies and compete for the worst hot flash experience. I bet sex is really fun for him after that.