Saturday, 5 July 2014

The Conversation

The Husband:  Do you like to fish?

My Sister:  (hesitantly) Yeah, I've gone fishing ...

The Husband:  If you went fishing in a boat, passed out, then when you woke up found your pants around your ankles and your anus full of Vaseline, would you tell anyone about it?

My Sister:  Nope, where do you fish?

Me and The Husband:  (Cry and lose the inability to speak for a full minute.)

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