The Husband: Do you like to fish?
My Sister: (hesitantly) Yeah, I've gone fishing ...
The Husband: If you went fishing in a boat, passed out, then when you woke up found your pants around your ankles and your anus full of Vaseline, would you tell anyone about it?
My Sister: Nope, where do you fish?
Me and The Husband: (Cry and lose the inability to speak for a full minute.)
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