Sitting out back, drinking and having a smoke, contemplating life and shit ...

singing "Go Away Mo Squi To" to the tune of Go Away Little Girl by Donny Osmond:

(Wasn't he the dreamiest? *sigh*)

... when I suddenly felt the weight shift underneath me. I turned and looked directly at Shakey, and she at me. It's like we were both on the same delayed reaction timer. Just as I did the "uuugh" scared surprise, she jumped off the wooden plank - straight in the air. Her paws immediately splayed out.

Just thought I'd report that.